SEP 1 - 15, 2003

VOL. 1 ISSUE 10

 

SORRY, ARNIE, FREE RIDE IS OVER

Corporate Press Finally Jumps Into The Fray, Reporting On The Oui Interview Where Arnold Admits to Gang Bangs and Hashish Smoking

by Betsy R. Vasquez

SEPTEMBER 1, 2003 So, they didn't care much about Arnold's Carnival In Rio endeavors, with the carrot in the bunda and countless other fun moments (see story with photo here.)  And they didn't care about the recent affairs, breast grabbing, and even ass grabbing with Maria standing right by his side (see story here.)

But, at last, something was too much for them to pass up.  The press holds the bar pretty high these days - a little anal carrot attacking, no biggie; a little cheating on the wife, come on, what's the story?  But, gang bangs and hashish, now that is enough to bring in the ratings, and so the story is off to the races.

The interview (first reported by Slate here) given to a Playboy offshoot named Oui magazine (a porn mag, more graphic than Playboy,) is Arnold just being himself.  He talks about gang bangs, drug use, how women are nothing but objects to him.

In the interview, Arnold pretends his father was just your average police chief and led a "very regular life."  So at least we know that Arnold considers joining up with the worst of the worst of the Third Reich - the SS itself, which Arnold's father voluntarily became a member of - is just a "very regular" thing.  This should help explain his plans to bring California back to "regular life."

His talk about the gang bang is clearly respectful and Governor-like as well.  When Gov-wannabe Arnold was asked if he really was talking about a gang bang where numerous men in the room took turns sleeping with the same woman, Arnold answered, "Yes, but not everybody, just the guys who can fuck in front of other guys. Not everybody can do that. Some think that they don't have a big-enough cock, so they can't get a hard-on."

And so now we know what criteria Arnold will use for picking his cabinet members if he is elected.  What criteria he will use for female candidates he was not as clear about, though we can speculate about that based on the above quotation as well.

But don't let us paraphrase and blurb for you.  Please read the whole darn interview for yourself, courtesy of the fine folks at The Smoking Gun.

Currently, Arnold is ducking a debate of the top recall contenders this Thursday - every other major contender will be there.  Arnold has no good reason not to be.  California Democratic Party Chairman, Art Torres, according to CNN, said Arnold is, "ducking the debates because he's not prepared."

No, that couldn't be it.  He is probably busy squeezing mulatta ass or bragging about those gang bangs back in the old days.

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