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SEP 16 - 30, 2003

VOL. 1 ISSUE 11

 

BUSH SHOWS HIMSELF TO BE A WIMP AFTER ALL

President Bush’s Administration Only Violated Major Laws, Smeared and Endangered The CIA Wife Of Ambassador Wilson In Retaliation For Pointing Out WMD Claims Were Bogus – Blair’s People Took Action That, Either Directly Or Indirectly, Led To David Kelly’s Death.  So Who Is The Tough Guy After All?

by Samuel A. Stanson

SEPTEMBER 29, 2003 – What an embarrassing day to be an American.  I mean, we are supposed to be the tough guys, the bad ass, “Cross us and you’ll wish you were never born,” Constitution discarders.  After all, we passed the PATRIOT Act getting Constitutional protections out of the way of our self-proclaimed War On Terror, we assailed and destroyed the usefulness of the UN for not doing as we said.  President Bush is supposed to be tough, that is what people love about him.

So how then did he let his toughness be outdone by some wussy little British man.  Prime Minister Tony Blair sounds like he would make a nice commentator for a National Geographic special – certainly not like a man’s man. 

But, when Blair was faced with a man – his weapons advisor, David Kelly – undermining the lies he was spewing about WMD’s with facts, and so subsequently he unleashed the dogs of his administration to bring the man down, their actions resulted in Kelly’s death.

Then, President Bush was faced with the same situation.  Ambassador Joseph Wilson IV, who had gone to Niger to investigate claims about Iraq’s nuclear program, came public after the President’s mis-State Of The Union address to point out that the claims should never have been included.

So, it was then President Bush’s turn to amorally attack and try to destroy someone for undermining his efforts to win public support with lies.  But while Tony Blair’s people managed to draw blood in return, all the Bush administration could do was out Ambassador Wilson’s wife.  His wife.  They didn’t even manage to attack him, never mind drive him to his mutilated death, as Blair did with Kelly.

No, the Bushies instead destroyed the career and undermined the security of his wife.  Lower, more pathetic than what Blair did, to attack a woman and not the man directly.  But even worse was that their actions didn’t lead to anyone’s death at all.

What sort of wussy attempt at intimidation is this?  What sort of weak smear that draws no blood?  And most importantly, how can we count on the Bush administration to squelch opposition and intimidate the good people of the nation not to point out their untruths if they can’t manage to have the people end up dead in the woods shortly thereafter?

There haven’t been many moments that I have felt ashamed and vulnerable as an American.  But the Bush administration’s inability to have Wilson turn up Kelly-corpse-like is a true blight on the Stars and Stripes.  Now that the world sees that even the gayly speaking British are far tougher and more amoral than we are, will we ever be safe again?

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