OCT 1 - 15, 2003

VOL. 1 ISSUE 12

 

CUBS NEED A BALL CHECK

The Problem Was Not The Fan, It Was That The Cubs Had No Balls

OCTOBER 15, 2003 – Ok, if the fan had reached over the home-run fence and pulled in a ball, making two runs out of what might have been an out, then the Cubs could blame the fan.

But the reality is - despite the whining of Alou, who said in an interview after the game that the Cubs, “would have been celebrating” winning the series if not for the fan - that the fan would have done no damage at all if:  1)  the Cubs had any relief pitching; 2) the Cubs had any balls.

The reason the play by the fan became such a big deal was because the cubs were trying to sneak in the back door.  They had a 3-0 lead with one out in the eighth, but, contrary to what other newspapers are reporting and what the Cubs are saying, starting pitcher Mark Prior should have been taken out before the eighth inning.

Yes, he retired all three batters in order in the 7th, but all the outs were on fly balls.  The first out in the eighth was on a fly ball.  The reality was that the Marlins were hitting Prior, just not quite in the right spot.  Then Juan-Pierre did hit it in the right area and got a double.

So, five batters in a row had gotten good hits off of Prior.  Not a single batter had been retired by a strikeout, groundball, or pop-up.

Any true championship caliber team would have had a closer who they would have brought in at that point.  Prior would have left to a much deserved standing ovation, and Gagne or Rivera or some great closer would ensure that it was, “Game over.”

But, the Cubs had no such closer, and, in fact, were afraid to go to their bull pen at all.  Even 100 MPH-throwing Kyle Farnsworth had been ineffective so far in the series.

So, instead, their manager Dusty Baker and the rest of the Cubs simply hoped they would get lucky, that the balls being hit by the Marlins – harder and harder with each batter – would keep falling in the right places.

And it seemed it would happen again, that the Cubs had managed a bit more luck and a foul ball down the left-field line would be just within reach of outfielder Moises Alou.  It would have been far from a guaranteed catch.

In any case, the fan blocked it causing what – a run to score?  A runner to reach base?

No, it didn’t even cause a ball in the pitch count.  The count remained at two strikes, and so the game was still 3-0.  And, that batter only went on to walk.  So even after that batter, it was still 3-0, and all the Cubs needed was one pitcher capable of getting a double-play ball or retiring two batters.  And we are not talking about facing Barry Bonds or Sammy Sosa.  The Marlins batters coming to the plate were decent hitters but not spectacular.

But you could see it.  And you could feel it.  The entire team collapsed.  They had no balls.

Dusty Baker could have come out to the mound and talked to the whole team, telling them to snap out of it, suck it up, and focus on kicking ass.  Instead, he let things spiral and the team – still lost in a whining fit over truly nothing serious – was too up in their heads for even their best fielder to catch a simple ground ball.

And still Dusty didn’t stop play.  And still Dusty didn’t take Prior out.

But it didn’t matter.  Because when he took Prior out, the reality they were trying to avoid – that they have no relief pitching – came out to play.

So, stop the friggin whining.  The fan did nothing  but make your pitcher have to throw another pitch.

The problem was, Cubs, you were trying to sneak into the World Series.  That is not how it works, especially for a team trying to break a half-century curse.  No, you must boldly strut your way in.  You must be able to face adversity, look the curse straight in the face and say, “Not this time.”  Instead, it merely winked at you and you all peed your collective pants.

Tonight, the Cubs are playing at home and have their best pitcher, Kerry Wood, on the mound.  But none of that matters.  All that matters is whether or not the Cubs will decide to be men tonight, true, brave, unshakeable champions who show up knowing, determined that nothing and no one will take this title from out of their grasp.  They must be ready for more odd occurrences like last night.  They must know the curse will fight back, try to shake them, test if they are really worthy of being the first Cub team since 1945 to pull the Sword out from the Stone.

Tonight, we will see if they are knights or squires.

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