DEC 01 - 15, 2003

VOL. 1 ISSUE 16

 

WHY I WANT TO BE A REPUBLICAN

by Samuel A. Stanson

 

DECEMBER 5, 2003 – Say you were going to choose between the two parties.

No, I’m not giving you an option.  You have to choose between one of the two.  Okay, you can even pick from Libertarian or Green of Communist for all I care.

But let’s just say for one day you had to be a member of one of the parties.  Which one would you choose?

For me, the answer is simple:  without a moment’s hesitation I would choose to be a Republican.

Now don’t get me wrong – this doesn’t mean I want to be a Republican or agree with them on more issues than I do the other parties.  But, considering that once within a party you have some freedom to veer toward the middle while remaining under that party’s wing, I would have to go with the GOP for the following reasons.

First, they are actually a political party.

The Democratic Party operates more like group therapy.  People get together and whine a lot and complain and share their feelings about how this or that affects them in a negative manner.

The Republicans, on the other hand, show up for the sake of making and implementing political plans of action.

Democrats talk about the current Republican hold on power as if it were the Nazis taking over, but most don’t put their money or time or action where their mouth is.  While the Republicans are donating money and writing editors, Democrats are speaking of their frustration in a nice, open manner.

Take President Bush’s current campaign machine for example.  He recently passed the Healthy Forests bill.  Some people like it, some don’t.  But President Bush isn’t going to sit around and wait to see how the press covers it and then complain if he doesn’t like the coverage.  Instead, he sent out an e-mail to all of his supporters asking them to write the editors of all newspapers in their area.

Even better, to easily facilitate this, he set up an online form with pasteable talking points for people to build letters from, a simple system that has the e-mail addresses of the editors of every newspaper in the nation.  A list of the person’s local newspapers were included, and to get the response to the right place, all the Bush supporters had to do was click on boxes next to the papers of their choice.

And so, just like that, thousands upon thousands of pro-active letters trying to garner positive press were fired off.

The Democrats, on the other hand, send out alerts saying, “Tell President Bush not to gut Medicare,” and include a form you can use to send a letter to President Bush asking him to change his policy.

You tell me, which will be more effective?  Even more, the Democrats seem delusional.  The President won’t change his mind, so why waste the effort?

Republicans prefer business attire, like suits, for their campaign and political gatherings.  Democrats take pride in the fact they dress casually.  In fact, wear a suit to a Democratic political meeting and people will ask mockingly, “What are you, a Republican?”

Instead, they sit there sloppily dressed in jeans and sweatshirts.  I’m sorry, a suit is simply a business uniform.  If I play baseball, I put on baseball clothes.  If I play hockey, I wear hockey attire.  If  I am conducting an orchestra, I wear an orchestra conductor's tux, and when I am taking care of business, I wear a business uniform.  It is not a moral choice or a negative thing.  It is not taking a stand on any side of any issue.  It is simply getting prepared for what you are doing.

The worst part of the Democratic Party is they can not speak loudly or strongly even when they are telling the truth or on the right side, while the Republicans defend themselves and stick up for each other and stick it to the Democrats all day every day.

For example, recently Arnold Schwarzenegger was made Governor of California.  He promised during his campaign that he would eliminate the massive deficit without raising taxes, cutting vital services, or just borrowing to cover things up as Davis did.

Well, it turns out he has no plan to do that.  He simply wants to borrow $15 billion – run up the state’s credit cards – to make everything seem fixed. This is nothing like what he promised, which was to simply eliminate the debt by cutting what he said was massive unnecessary spending.

So, do the Democrats pounce?  Nope, but someone does:  Republican Tom McClintock.  Democrats hem and haw and worry about sounding too harsh.  The Republican let it fly, calling Arnold’s plan wrong and irresponsible.

Tell me, which party do you want to be a part of?  Who wants to join up with a party that doesn’t stand up for itself?  Who wants to associate with sloppily dressed people who would rather whine all night and day about bias in the press but never actually do anything about it, like write a letter to an editor?

On the other side, who wouldn’t want to be part of a party that takes care of business, that stands up for itself and what it stands for, that puts its money, time, and actions where its mouth is? 

Agree or disagree with the particular policies, the Republican Party is the place to be.  If you were into that sort of thing.

Fortunately, we, as Moderate Independents, don’t have to choose.  Yet still, each election we must do our American duty to take a stand.    And there is a reason so many of us take that stand with the Republican side.

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Editorial

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Media Watch

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Arts/Entertainment

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Elections 2004

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Reassessing The Candidates

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Rating The Dems On The Issues

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Historical

George Pissed About French Interference With War

The History Of The 1st Amendment

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World

Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao Confused By Total Lack Of Enemies

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Awards

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Polls

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