DEC 01 - 15, 2003

VOL. 1 ISSUE 16

 

EVEN THE TURKEY WAS FAKE

 

DECEMBER 4, 2003 - Lie upon lie upon lie.  Clinton would be hung.  But the corporate-owned and operated press makes the least of each lie Bush is caught red-handed in.

We already heard a couple of days ago that President Bush's supposed encounter with a British Airways jet was fiction - they admitted it never happened as they said it had.

Lying about such a meaningless thing that serves nothing but making the President sound cool shows that they have no moral code against lying, entirely without cause.  It is just who they are, compulsive and pathologically dishonest people who say or do anything for personal advancement.

But wait, now the turkey. We knew the turkey was a fictional moment, but had no idea how fictional it was.  That turkey that looks too perfect to be true, made just for a nice photo op - well, it was.

Yes, as reported by the Washington Post (The Bird Was Perfect But Not For Dinner):

"In the most widely published image from his Thanksgiving day trip to Baghdad, the beaming president is wearing an Army workout jacket and surrounded by soldiers as he cradles a huge platter laden with a golden-brown turkey.

"The bird is so perfect it looks as if it came from a food magazine, with bunches of grapes and other trimmings completing a Norman Rockwell image that evokes bounty and security in one of the most dangerous parts of the world. 

"But as a small sign of the many ways the White House maximized the impact of the 21/2-hour stop at the Baghdad airport, administration officials said" yesterday that Bush picked up a decoration, not a serving plate."

No lie left behind, literally.  Even now, they won't just admit it was a plant.  It just happened to be there, they say, and the President coincidentally picked it up without knowing.

Just happened to be there?  Right, I'm sure with Thanksgiving being such a big holiday in Iraq there are all sorts of picture perfect fake turkeys sitting around everywhere.  Especially, it is for sure, that our army went to great lengths to make sure each of our 140,000 troops stationed over there had access to a fake turkey in case they needed a good photo op.  Lives were risked trucking fake turkeys all over the Iraqi desert just for the sake of it.

As we see, when the lies are so pointless and so, so stupid, so constant and so clearly debunkable yet they still get told, you can be certain we are dealing with pathological liars, people who lie just because they like to, who don't see anything wrong with it.  On a daily basis, they go through their days thinking, "What would be a good lie to tell in this situation to make the President sound good."  And the central liar in all of this is the turkey holding the... well, I would say the turkey holding the turkey in the picture, but the second turkey is a fake and we are not prone to lying and pretending something is something its not just because it would sound good in our sentence.

No, we can't say, 'The biggest liar is the turkey holding the turkey.'  But one thing is clear - the ring-leader of this group of compulsive, constant liars is the fake holding the fake.

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