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FASHION CRITICS DOUBT LULA'S NEW LOOK FOR REAL
Suit-wearing Ex-Jeansman Thought to Still Have Casualism in his Heart

BRASILIA, BRAZIL - Decrying his new double-breasted style as "a ploy," fashion experts, from Nice to Milan, claimed beneath Brazilian President-elect Luis Inacio "Lula" Da Silva's fancy new business outfits, was probably cotton tighty-whitie underwear and a wife-beater T-Shirt.

"You don't just gain fashion sense like that," asserted Yves St. Laurent. "I will bet my career, flat-out retire, if he doesn't sneak around in cut-off blue-jean shorts in his hotel room."

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Editorial - The Idea Of A "Moderate Independent" News Source

Historical - The History Of The 1^st Amendment

Media Watch - AM Radio Host Debate A Disaster.  Moderator Baffled About How To Proceed As All 4,293 Participants Give Answers To All Questions

World - Fashion Critics Doubt Lula's New Look For Real

Poll - Thoughts About The War

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