July 15 - 31, 2003

VOL. 1 ISSUE 7

 

 

ORRIN HATCH SEEKS TO OBLITERATE CONSTITUTION FOR THE TERMINATOR

Proposes Amendment That Would Let Arnold Run For President

by Betsy R. Vasquez

 

 

July 25, 2003 - The Salt Lake Tribune, home state paper of Senator Orrin Hatch (R-UT), is reporting that the Senator has proposed amending the US Constitution to allow naturalized immigrants, such as his good friend Arnold Schwarzenegger, to run for President.

 

Schwarzenegger, an unqualified reputed philanderer and steroid user, who made his living as the poster child for violence in the media, who has no educational nor career qualifications, is being installed by the corporate-owned-and-operated press as the Governor of California.  The recall is buying his way into office.  Now, they are initiating a plan that will let them install him into the White House.

 

The specific amendment would let any citizen who has been naturalized for over 20 years to run for President.

 

Nothing, not even the US Constitution, will stand in the way of the psychotic right-wing ambitions of the Bush/Limbaugh brand Republicans.  They sold us the current President with an endless supply of stories about how he was "likeable" and "unbeatable," and now are doing the same with Arnold.

 

The one thing this all explains is Dan Quayle.  We all wondered why George Bush, Sr. chose such an idiot as his Vice Presidential candidate.


Now we know - it was because a good looking but mindless puppet is their ideal candidate.  When George, Sr. looked at Quayle, he saw his son George W.  Arnold is in the same mold.  The perfect Republican is one who will simply, without questioning, echo whatever lines he is fed, will lie without conscience - and truly not have the intellectual capacity to understand what is so bad about the lies being told or the policies being carried out.  The rest of the party runs the hand up the butt and works the mouth to accomplish the ends they wish.  And all the while, the witless moron who holds the office just smiles and chirps the words he has been fed on command.

 

How proud the Republicans must be that the main staple - indeed, the highest tier - of preferred candidate for them is the mindless idiot.

 

Here's a question for you - why isn't this proposed amendment a major story, or even a minor story, in any of the major news sources?  They are even reporting this story all the way down in Brazil, in Istoe, the Brazilian equivalent of TIME Magazine, but not here in America.

 

Answer:  because our press is currently right-wing Republican owned-and-operated, and so will keep this abysmal joke quiet, only mentioning it after the fact when they start telling you how suddenly Arnold is unbeatable for President because he is now, whoops, surprise, allowed to run.

 

There is only one question in this:  how long will the American people and press stand for the installation of unqualified, moronic Republican puppets-to-be?

 

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