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August 2, 2003 - If you want the BS reasons why the
Bush/Limbaugh Republicans are so desperate to pass tax cuts, go read
the corporate-owned BS papers.
The real reason, and you will only read it here in The Moderate
Independent, is completely different and quite simple - but no paper
will say it because it is too embarrassing for the Bushies.
One of the main differences between Bush-brand Republicans and the
rest of us is that they need money to get laid, the rest of us can
actually attract a person regardless of our financial status.
I mean, think about it: is there a woman on the planet that
would sleep with Vice President Dick "Darth" Cheney if he didn't
have $20 million bonus checks being thrown his way? This is
also the reason they hated Clinton so much, and hated JFK so much -
Clinton was not a particularly attractive man, but he could get
women weak in the knees, no problem.
Ugly, crotchety Bushies are uncharismatic, hateful people.
They are constantly desperate for more tax cuts because even with
that Lexus the last tax cut got them, they still strike out with
women.
Other differences between the Bushies and the rest of us:
The rest of us actually like people, the Bushies hate people.
Clinton's last words when he gave his last big speech in office - at
Al Gore's convention - were, "I love you all." The Bushies
cringed. Don't talk about love. Yucky (like
second-graders who are still grossed out by the opposite sex.)
Instead, they want to talk about, "Hey, young lady, check out my
Mercedes," or, "Doesn't my big 'ol truck make up for the fact that I
suck in bed?"
Bushies marry for status, practical reasons, so they can say they
are doing the right thing, or to have a trophy wife. There is
no "yucky" love involved. That is why they love war so much
and working 90 hour work weeks - they hate to be home around their
spouses. The rest of us actually choose people based on the
fact that we like them, and like to spend as much time with our
wives and families as possible.
The Bushies need seventeen people to tell them what to think - they
are incapable of thinking on their own. If you ask their
opinion on an issue Rush Limbaugh hasn't given them a
Party-approved line for, they become like Dan Quayle in the
headlights of a fuel-efficient car. The rest of us prefer to
think for ourselves.
Male Bushies are mostly self-hating homosexuals. They love the
company of lots of men, love to sit around for hours with just other
men around, and constantly have to try to assert that they are in
fact manly and not gay by claiming to be fond of very "manly"
things. By this they mean the things that insecure, wimpy,
small-penised people use to overcompensate, like big cars, guns, and
watching men do "tough" things to each other. The rest of us
prefer to be around women, or at least have some women as a part of
the mix, and I don't mean ones we have to pay to be there. As
for the non-Bushie gays, they, like the Bushies, also love to spend
time around lots of people of the same sex, but don't pretend it's
something other than lust driving them to do it.
Female Bushies sell themselves to loveless lives for money.
The rest of the nation's females couldn't care how much money Darth
Cheney has, they wouldn't share a kiss with a hateful, grotesque
troll.
Bush-brand Republicans love passing laws they don't believe in -
like the twenty-one year old drinking age they forced on all of us
or drug laws - because they know they don't apply to really, really
rich people - like the wannabe partying Bush daughters. They
keep drugs illegal because rich white Yale students who do blow in
their frat house don't go to jail for it, they just, at worst, go to
rehab. And in the meantime, they get to bust any of the rest
of us they want if they can manage to find a marijuana cigarette
around - which is far less dangerous than a bottle of Jack Daniels
(unless you are the Pillsbury doughboy.)
The rest of us want the free, public education system to be good, so
we can get an education, make a living and support ourselves and our
families. The Bushies want to trash public education
intentionally, because they don't want competition - they will get
quality educations at private schools, and have inside tracks to the
best jobs regardless, not to mention that they have most of the
money already. If the rest of us get educated, we become
competition. Trashing the free, public education system is
their way of making the world of good job opportunities an exclusive
gated community that the rest of us will not be on the approved
guest list of. The reality is they guard their hold on money
like an impotent eighty year-old guards his jar of Viagra, because
keeping their hold on excessive amounts of money is the only way
they will ever be able to get laid in the future.
Bushies quote God constantly and claim to have great "values"
because they know only they get to pretend to have important
business trips or dinners as a cover for sneaking off to strip
joints and brothels. The rest of us have no good cover, so we
just have to own up to what we do, and so be judged publicly for our
actions.
Bushies use the church like a gay man who marries a female just to
hide his true nature from those around him, covering for the fact
they would rather let 17,800 innocent Americans be killed
prematurely than pass a real "Clean Air" act, would rather let our
soldiers take all of the bullets than have to share Iraq's oil with
the rest of the world - as we would if a UN peacekeeping force was
involved - and would rather drive the rest of the nation's people
into uneducated poverty than risk their hold on wealth. The
rest of us use churches and synagogues to commune with God and
cleanse our souls.
Bushies use the military like a gay man who marries a female just to
hide his true nature from those around him, covering for the fact
that rich Bushies don't have to serve but, at worst, flee to the
National Guard - and even sometimes flee from the National Guard.
The rest of use the military to serve our country and get
educational and career opportunities.
Lying about important international matters makes you an Oliver
North-like hero to the Bushies. To the rest of us, it makes
you impeachable and as un-American as Lenin eating borscht in Red
Square with Hitler sitting - sweetly - on his lap.
Most importantly, to the rest of us, free and fair elections are
what make America America and separate us from the rest of the
non-free world. To the Bushies, fair elections are like
leaving the gate open and unattended at their plush, exclusive gated
community, granting access to any undesirable who might come in and
mess with their stuff.
And one additional note: Bushies like to dish it out
commentary like the above to the rest of us, but whine and cry like
the little ballless pansies they are when it comes time to take it.
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