AUG 1 - 15, 2003

VOL. 1 ISSUE 8

 

OOO, HE REALLY MAKES YOU MAD, DOESN'T HE?

by Thomas J. Bico, editor-in-chief

 

JULY 30, 2003 - Sick of Hearing About His Lies?  His wreck-the-world policies?  That’s the idea.

Asked again today during one of his, “Oh crap, we better let him actually talk to reporters once or twice a year,” press conferences, the President issued the following profound defense of his linking Iraq to al Queda without having any intelligence to back it up:  “We all know Saddam used chemical weapons on his own people.”

We know, this pisses you off.  It pisses the reporters off.  He’s given this answer at least 3 times in the past month or so in response to similar questions. The President knows the question is about his claims in 2002, not 1988.  He knows his father continued sending your tax dollars to Sheriff Saddam, his man on the watch in the Middle East, even after he melted his own folks.  And the President knows he didn’t lead us to war based on the fact that Saddam was a threat to his own people some years ago, but that he claimed he was a threat to us here and now.

Let’s try another:  Over the weekend, Wolfowitz (Sec. of Defecation… er… Defense) admitted plainly the intelligence had been “murky” when the President was making his “clear and present danger” speeches to us.  President Bush’s response to a reporter's question today about going to war without clear intelligence: “The evidence was clear and solid.”

Yes, we know this pisses you off, too.  His own person admitted it was murky a couple days ago, but even with that he’ll just repeat the same old lie, a different
one a minute, each contradicting the other.  And in between he laces it with self-deprecation and cute jokes – if you heard the press conference, he was very charming, funny, and painted himself as poor, aging ol’ Georgie.  Oooo, that really gets you, huh – sweetness you know is just there to get the President off the hook for his lying?

George is the addict, loser son you never wanted, and, even worse, can’t get to leave the house no matter how much of your stuff he steals and how much of the house he wrecks.  You can’t have him arrested, can’t send him to rehab or reform school.  You, my friends, are stuck with him.

And so is the press.  There are only so many times you can write, “The President told a lie today…” while claiming to be unbiased – even more, without people getting sick of hearing your whining.  Of course, Ed Gillespe, the man who just took over the Republican National Committee, starts right out by saying all of us non-Bushies do nothing but whine and say negative things - that our complaining about the President's lies and horrible policies is the problem, not the lies and horrible policies.

Oooo, that gets your blood in a boil, doesn’t it?

 

The best with all of this is to hear everyone talk now about the President and intelligence in the same sentence.  Did the President really have any intelligence? 

 

Many of us would like to answer that question for him. 

 

Was the President's intelligence murky?  If he had any intelligence, was it enough that he could really use it?  Did he have intelligence enough to be out there making that speech?

 

Ok, they are talking about reports from the CIA and not about the President's mental capacity, but still, they are just as relevant and useful questions if you ask them the other way, about the man and not the reports the man was supposed to have read.

 

"Did you have intelligence at the time, Mr. President?"

 

"Did you use the intelligence you had, or just talk without listening to what the intelligence had to say?"

 

"Will you take responsibility for not really having the intelligence you said you had?"

 

The game is to say that criticizing the President everyday gets old, shows you are a whiner.

 

The reality is that there is just one question:  was the President's lack of useable intelligence the biggest problem, or was it the refusal of those around him to listen to what intelligence had to say - no, I am not talking about Condi Rice or George Tenet, I am talking about the President's supporters.

 

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