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AUGUST 13, 2003 - Ok, we know there is nowhere you can turn on
TV these days that is anything but Bush-buttkissing, right-wing
propaganda, but have you seen Licklow and Kissass on CNBC lately?
They
are charged with discussing the economy for this NBC-affiliated
cable network. Yes, this obviously is a desperately impossible task
for these Bush drones to attempt, since every economic move the
President has made has been proven a disaster, and since the
President just said today from his Crawford, Texas ranch - and Bush
economic advisor Snow later seconded - that he has no other ideas on
how to help the economy.
While
even right-wing puppet station FOX News goes through the motions of
pretending to have a two-sided discussion - using, of course, a weak
imbecile to represent the “left-wing” - CNBC has no shame is putting
these two men up there to try and top each other in kissing Bush
Republican ass.
Whether it is Kisass talking about the Schwarzenegger campaign -
“Every move Arnold has made so far has been perfect.” - or Licklow
talking about the current state of the economy - “This is the
biggest economic acceleration this country has seen in recent
history.” - they are perfect, trustworthy little right-wing
ass-kissing distorters. These two compete to top each other in how
pathetically they can ‘miscuss” things to somehow make Bush and
Schwarzenegger - and all Bush Republicans - seem perfect, despite
all facts clearly telling otherwise.
There
are only two questions:
One:
Usually when people are as ugly as these two are, they compensate
for it by being intelligent, witty, or having some other redeeming
value. So who was the advisor that said to these two, “Hey, you’re
ugly as hell, why don’t you try being stupid and dishonest as
well?” Honestly, what sort of advice givers did they surround
themselves with who said, “Be flaming idiots - it’s a perfect
compliment to your butt-faced hideousness?”
Question two: What sort of low-level, ballless pussies exist that
these two - and the rest of right-wing TV and radio - have any
audience at all?
If
you ever need a laugh, check out Licklow and Kissass' nightly gig on
CNBC - check your local listings (note: sometimes they
mistakenly list them as Ludlow and Kramer.) |