AUG 15 - 31, 2003

VOL. 1 ISSUE 9

 

 

TOP NEWS

WALTER MITTY COMMENT SPARKS FUROR

 Blair's Man Spits On The Corpse Of Man Who Told BBC Blair Lied

by Samuel A. Stanson

 

 

AUGUST 3, 2003 - Walter Mitty.  Walter Mitty.  I didn't mean to call him a Walter Mitty.

 

First, David Kelly, the man who told the BBC that Tony Blair lied about WMDs, shows up conveniently dead.

 

How shocking, to Blair.  Of course none of them wanted him dead.  They didn't need his silence, to reverse his words.  His death is a terrible, unfortunate thing, demanding respect and deference.

 

Yeah, well, with just a couple of days, before they can even settle the body into its place in the ground, one of Blair's top people went on a media campaign to try and paint the now dead Kelly as "fantastical," according the the Independent (UK) (no relation to The Moderate Independent)

 

To call Kelly a "Walter Mitty", as British government spokesman Tom Kelly had, repeatedly, to numerous different media sources this week, is to try and make the case to the public that David Kelly was delusional.

 

There is a real beacon of hope in all of this.  A man named Tom Mangold.  He was a good friend of David Kelly, and also happens to be an investigative journalist.  He will be looking deeply, and suspiciously, into the death, and reportedly making a film about it.

 

Today, before attending Kelly's funeral, Mr. Mangold went to town on Blair's idiotic, corpse-kicking spokesman.

 

"Had Dr Kelly been a fantasist he would not have been the only Briton receiving intelligence information obtained by the US from Iraqi defectors, he said," the Independent reports.

 

And there is the inquiry, to be led by Lord Hutton.  Among the questions - thank God - is why the hell did this man have four electro-cardiogram pads attached to his body.  Was this supposedly the third method of suicide Kelly used - on top of the pills and slashing his wrist, maybe to electrocute himself - to ensure his suicide would succeed?  Were the pads a coincidence?  Or were they left by sloppy murderers sent by... someone... who were supposed to knock him unconscious, shock his heart to death, ensuring that the often unsuccessful method of wrist-slashing didn't need to succeed to shut Kelly up.

 

An interesting week to come in Britain.  At least today the media respected the family's request to stay away, and they got to lay their beloved David to rest.

 

Now, no rest for the living.

 


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