JAN 16 - 31, 2004

VOL. 2 ISSUE 2

 

UNDERSTANDING GEORGE

Loving Our American President

by John S. Ashton

 

JANUARY 31, 2004 – There’s a lot of talk about hate and anger when it comes to George W. Bush.

"Hate Bush" was a theme the Bush/Limbaugh right was trying to push earlier in this election cycle. Every time the Democrats would assail his policies or dishonesty, they tried to make the issue that the Democrats simply hate him.

Yes, this was not necessarily an inaccurate characterization. There are many Americans that can barely stand to hear the man speak at the moment.

But to understand George W. Bush you need to look at a very telling comment from his recent State of the Union address, when he broached the topic of children who use drugs.

"Drug testing in our schools has proven to be an effective part of this effort. So tonight I propose an additional 23 million dollars for schools that want to use drug testing as a tool to save children's lives. The aim here is not to punish children, but to send them this message: We love you, and we don't want to lose you."

The last sentence speaks volume for the man who, by his own admission, abused at least one drug, alcohol, in the past. One can easily conjure the image of President Bush thinking about his troubled early days and being grateful that he was "not… punish(ed)," but instead helped by those who loved him. "We love you, and we don’t want to lose you." It was truly a touching moment in his speech, and perhaps a glimpse into the soul of a man who keeps himself so concealed behind Limbaugh lines and politicianspeak.

We all have a problem person we know of. In every family or circle of friends there is always at least one. The child who, even though you raised them just like the others, can’t manage to tell the truth. The child who takes up with drugs or gangs. The husband or uncle who can’t stop drinking too much, who can’t control their tempers. The parent who just can’t be honest or stop being abusive. The boyfriend who keeps promising that he has a great job lined up just around the corner and that when he gets it he will pay you back all the money he owes you and then some - but that job never materializes.

And the reality, as odd as it may seem, is that we don’t really ever come to hate these people. No matter how bad they are, they are a part of us, and we love them. I’ve never known a person who has thrown their teenage son out of the house for drug use who stopped loving their child. Even the most abused children or spouses never lose that love for their parents or longtime companions.

However, at some point there comes a time when reality gets acknowledged.

You may still love your son, but you don’t give him your credit cards. You may love your alcoholic uncle, but you don’t give him the keys to your car. Even if you care about that person and love them more than anything in the world, and that that will never change no matter what they do, you don’t give them the keys to the house.

And that is the situation we have with this President. George W. Bush is a true American son. So many of us have people like him in our families. He is born of us and so we love him like our own.

But just like with my punk little lying addict of a cousin, you don’t give him the keys your car, you don’t hand over the credit cards, you realize at some point that job he, and you certainly don’t provide him with the house keys. Love him, yes, always. Let him trash your life, of course not.

And that is the scenario America is in.

There is nothing to hate about George W. Bush. He is one of our nation’s sons, and as such we love him. But he has a problem.

He is a sick person, incapable of being honest. If you give him the nation’s credit cards, he runs them up to the max immediately. If you give him the nation’s car keys, he takes it on a wild joyride all over the planet, crashing it again and again, hurting lots of people and doing great, expensive damage to the car. And if you give him the keys to the nation’s house, you come back to find it trashed, things broken, prized things that you held dear stolen.

This, simply, is who and what our President is. The nation’s credit cards are maxed out, and of course we get excuse after excuse of how he will pay it all back down the road, the magical job – or in this case jobs – that he will get… someday. The nation’s all-terrain vehicle is stuck in the sand over in the Middle East, and the repair bill gets bigger and bigger. Even worse, we trusted George and let him take the car to the repair shop he recommended, one run by one of his friends, and we are getting bilked there and the car isn’t getting fixed. And prized things like basic constitutional rights and separation of church and state are missing from our house.

As an American son, the nation will likely never stop loving George W. Bush. But at some point they need to deal with the reality, that this child is the nation’s problem child. We should give him all the love we have, let him know we love him and always will, but take back the damned car keys, credit cards, and keys to the house. This is the child that we have to show our love for by throwing him out of the house.

 

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Editorial

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Media Watch

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Arts/Entertainment

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Elections 2004

Rounding Up The Reactions - What Do The Democrats Have To Say About The Capture Of Saddam

Democrats Start To Get The Feel For Standing Up To The Media In Horribly Moderated Debate

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Democratic Presidential Hopefuls Disgrace Themselves, Hurt Their Election Changes By Bashing Clark For Being An Independent

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Reassessing The Candidates

Cal Recall Update:  9th Circuit Court Of Appeals Recalls The Recall

Who Won Sept. 5 Dem. Debate?

Democrats Debate:  In Their Own Words, The Sept. 5 Debate

Reassessing The Candidates

A Presidential Study In Ignorance And A Warning For Those Who Would Vote For Arnold

Dean Vs. Bush, According To The Corporate-Owned-And-Operated Media

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Dean In Charge

Rating The Dems On The Issues

The Moderate Independent Rates The Democratic Hopefuls Based On How Moderate And Independent They Are

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Historical

"A Great Nation Like Ours Will Never Fall!" A Collection Of Quotes From Pericles, Constantine, Napoleon, and Gorbachev

George Pissed About French Interference With War

The History Of The 1st Amendment

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World

Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao Confused By Total Lack Of Enemies

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Awards

Coming Out Of The Closet Award: Country Music's Integrity On Display

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Polls

See Who MI Readers Picked For First Choice For President in 2004

See what your fellow M/I readers had to say about their loyalty or lack of it to the current face of the Republican Party

Rating the War on Terror

Thoughts On Speaking Out During a War

Has President Bush Kept His Promise To Be A Uniter, Not A Divider

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